The Worst Interview Ever by Lee Barnard
Q) Worst dressed team mate?
A) Jean-Francois Christophe. His leather jacket looks like a bin-liner. He's also got this big, white, baggy tracksuit.
Q) Worst car?
A) A big Kia 4x4 that striker Alex Revell has. He calls it The Tank. I think he's getting rid of it because the boys go on at him.
Q) Worst thing a manager has said about you?
A) Clean my boots. The gaffer has said it to me a couple of times. It's a forfeit for being the last to hit the bar in a crossbar challenge.
Q) Worst team mate in training?
A) Peter Clarke loves smashing balls. If it's not going his way he'll try to kick the ball as far as possible.
Q) Worst away trip?
A) Carlisle. A six-hour coach trip. Playing Grand Auto on our games consoles kill time.
Q) Worst holiday?
A) A trip to France with Tottenham's youth team. We stayed in a freezing cold barn. There was an institute for the mentally troubled next door. The patients wandered through the corridors of the building where we ate. I found it scary.
Q) Worst song?
A) Dancing Queen. Or any Abba song.
Q) Worst piece of clothing you have ever bought?
A) A cream shirt which had tassels and looked like red paint has been spattered all over it.
Q) Worst moment on a football pitch?
A) I missed a penalty for Spurs' youth team which got us knocked out of a tournament abroad?
(Edited from The Sun, Saturday March 21, 2009.)