Be afraid, very afraid, here's the people that bring you the words, in living colour. Keep the kids behind the sofa.
"JCR scored twice, well that's worth another jagiermeister"
It was Sydney January 2 2007, the England cricket team were getting hammered a few miles away, Southend had won only their third game of that ill-fated season the day before and I was half way across the world, it was even bloody pissing down outside, in Oz, in their frigging summer!
So why am I looking so pleased with myself? Well it was my birthday, we'd found a Bavarian Beerhouse and look what was lined up in front of me! (It had been raining for quite a while before this was taken!)
